2008 What Day is Today? Really.

2008 What Day is Today? Really.*
by Bryan Vincent King
*intended for entertainment purposes only


January 1 - Avoid Getting Blown Up Day
January 2 - Clean Your House Safely Day
January 3 - Slouch At Work Day
January 4 - Check Potato Prices Day
January 5 - Brain Explosion Day
January 6 - Tug Your Brother's Shirt Day
January 7 - Mascot Day
January 8 - Drink Through A Straw Day
January 9 - Ride A Motorcycle While Wearing An Orange Shirt Day
January 10 - Bake A Cake Day
January 11 - Buy A Really Old CD Day
January 12 - Become A Creepy Idiot Day
January 13 - Visit Your Imaginary Island Day
January 14 - Prevent A Zit Day
January 15 - Listen To Classic Music Day
January 16 - Forget You Were A Pirate Day
January 17 - Stand On Your Car And Shout "Freedom!" Day
January 18 - Smell Your Fridge Day
January 19 - Visit A Mall And Buy Nothing Day
January 20 - Wake Up Very Early Day
January 21 - Talk Like A Drunkard Day
January 22 - Skin A Potato Day
January 23 - Soak Your Clean Clothes Day
January 24 - Get Drunk With Water Day
January 25 - Wear Huge Boots and Think You're A Cowboy Day
January 26 - Speak In An Invented Language Day
January 27 - Believe Diamonds Are Cheap Day
January 28 - Attempt A Double Jump Day
January 29 - Sleep At Another Person's Bed Day
January 30 - Audition For Something You're Not Good At Day
January 31 - Discover Art Day


Will update for the remaining months.